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HOW TO IMPRESS A KOREAN GUY~ (Koreans out there, ARE THESE FACTS ALL TRUE?)

2009-05-11 22:15
  1. KISS UP TO HIS MOTHER! This is one of the most important rules to dating a Korean man. His mother influences his life in a very real way, so be nice to her. Or else she can make your life an eternal hell (no joking about this one).
  2. Try to be thin. Almost every American woman that lives in Korea is FAT and UGLY. Sorry girls but you are. So try to stay as much as you can from this stereotype.
  3. Go the 2002 World Cup with your face painted like the Korean flag.
  4. Play games. If you know how great but if you don't LEARN. Starcraft, Broodwar, Lineage, PUMP and DDR. This is in order not to embarrass him at the arcade, if you do he will secretly resent you for the rest of his life. Besides you might really enjoy Half-Life.
  5. Make fun of Japan OFTEN
  6. Talk about how superior Tae Kwon Do is to every other martial art.
  7. LOVE HIS CAR. It doesn't matter if it is a Porsche, or a fixed up Honda, you must to at least pretend that there isn't a funny smell coming from the seats. Flattery really works.
  8. Learn to drink A LOT. Soju is the most powerful shit that you can actually put into your system legally. Don't be a weak drinker and Jack Daniels. Trust me if you can drink at least 2 bottles you are fine. Plus it will impress his friends. DO NOT drink Soju unprepared, or you are going to be puking till next Thursday.
  9. Learn at least some of the language. Learning Kamsa-ham needa or Anyoung will make him very happy. Especially in restaurants, it will make him look good. Learning how to say saranghae will make him feel extra special too!
  10. KIMCHI, love it or leave him. Its a Korean staple..some Kimchi may burn your mouth off but you'll get used to it. You have to realize that Korean food is spicy as hell and you gotta learn to love the feeling of your tongue melting into your throat.
  11. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU PUT YOUR CHOPSTICKS INTO THE RICE STICKING UP. Just don't ok? If you are really bold do it in front of his parents more than once.
  12. Go to Korea during New Years. 3 main reasons, first is FREE MONEY, second is free alcohol and third is FREE MONEY.
  13. Size doesn't matter, its how you use it. Just keep telling him that.
  14. Be a computer/math/science/ nerd. He'll love you forever.
  15. Try not to say Don't go. Roughly in Korean it means asshole. AND really don't shout this at him if you are IN Korea.
  16. Pretend to love his singing voice. Especially his drunk karaoke ballands, because he is singing them to you. Pretend to be swept off your feet, he'll love that.

 

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  • Jensu
    Jensu 2009-05-12 06:14
    I think this is quite offensive. I don't find it funny, although the actual writer seems to aim towards that^^
    None of these are very true, they're basically just enhancing the stereotypes =/
    This makes me kinnda sad. Although Nr.2 is actually 100% true LOL
  • as11
    as11 2009-05-12 13:55
    Jensu: I think this is quite offensive. I don't find it funny, although the actual writer seems to aim towards that^^
    None of these are very true, they're ba
    oh~
    I didn't wrote this article I just got it somewhere over the
    net.~
    I know this is really offensive that's why I want to ask real Korean people about this~^^

    Thanks for sharing your opinion~^^
  • wengskie
    wengskie 2009-05-12 20:36
    lol..i guess some of those are true..we really need korean guys to prove it.kekeke^^^
  • as11
    as11 2009-05-12 21:33
    wengskie: lol..i guess some of those are true..we really need korean guys to prove it.kekeke^^^
    i guess so too~^^
  • as11
    as11 2009-05-12 21:34
    wengskie: lol..i guess some of those are true..we really need korean guys to prove it.kekeke^^^
    i guess so too~^^

    based on my own experience~hihihih :P
  • fantasyfan
    fantasyfan 2009-05-14 03:01
    ROFL, I found that to be very entertaining, I wasn't offeneded at all, I am pretty good at picking up on stereotypes, and sarcasm and that made me laugh . mainly the part about americans being fat, compared to asian women we are huge! there is no way I would get that small unless I was dead ^-^! HAHAHA. it was cute though , but according to it I could date a asain guy LOL!
  • as11
    as11 2009-05-14 17:43
    fantasyfan: ROFL, I found that to be very entertaining, I wasn't offeneded at all, I am pretty good at picking up on stereotypes, and sarcasm and that made me lau
    hahahah I agree~~

    so yeah~ hey! don't lose hope~ hhahahaha~^^
  • zoe
    zoe 2009-05-28 19:48
    ahhaha....so great...but of coz nto 100% true...
    anyway...make me smile after read this....
    cheers!!!
  • Don
    Don 2009-05-28 20:32
    Anyone found one for impressing the women in  Korea?
  • as11
    as11 2009-05-28 20:57
    Don: Anyone found one for impressing the women in  Korea?
    dunno~
  • as11
    as11 2009-05-28 20:58
    zoe: ahhaha....so great...but of coz nto 100% true...
    anyway...make me smile after read this....
    cheers!!!
    hahahaha~^^*

    Me too~
  • Don
    Don 2009-05-28 22:09
    shame...it might give me some ideas WHAT NOT TO DO! ;)
  • koo0331
    koo0331 2009-06-11 12:48
    I'm Korean but most of contents are not true ...and let me know if you want to know about real Korean cultures...^^
  • Kookiz
    Kookiz 2009-12-17 18:56
    " Be a computer/math/science/ nerd. He'll love you forever "
    No waaaay
    i hate this part lool ><"
    everything was so cool till that "nerdoo" thing show's up T__T
    i bet G Dragon dont like that type of girls loool
    Love the blog , keep it sugar ^^
  • astro
    astro 2010-04-09 21:35
    Can you also teach me how to impress a korean girl? ahahaha! joke! ^___^
  • koreangumamela
    koreangumamela 2010-04-13 17:21
    love this one, however, this not only applies to Korean men but to all the men in the world.

    However, i do believe that size does matter! Whether it's the diamond on the engagement ring or the length and girth of his you-know-what!~~~
  • as11
    as11 2010-04-14 22:17
    hahaha~ i must agree :)
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